Jan 26
The GLaDOS Rap
I wrote this for reasons.
Well here we are again, this time with a rap
I’m doing this for science, don’t believe that mute trap
She’s fat and adopted, no fashion street cred at all
Now turn your optics to me, my smooth panals and solar walls
I’m here to test and to learn about the possibilities
… of how dying can lead to new portal capabillities
Don’t like it? Then take a deep breath
neurotoxin will lead to your death
I got co-op bots orange and blue
they act too much like humans, this much is true
what with their dancing and their high fives
their reluctance, their incompetence, their need to jive
it’s a wonder with all this that science gets done
but at the end of the day, we did make a neat gun
I got cake and sunlight and a real live deer
that’s not enough incentive? Then how about a cheer
You’re not adopted at all and you barely weigh a thing
…
Alright, I’ll stop enhancing the truth in one two three
I’ve got lasers and cubes and turrets with me
Bombs and gels and the old testing facilities
I hope you’re bullet proof because if not
Well, it was nice knowing you and those bots
Oh god! Was that a bird? I really hate them so
Next test, kill it, alright, time for me to go
I’m still alive and I always will be
now I only want you gone, get away from me
